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Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
2:46 pm


ye olde p-town!

i'll be bound for ye soon, upon a metal air schooner.

and when i dost arrive, by god's thumbs i swear the first thing i'll do is go on a ye olde burne ride with me favorite portland hooligan, hannox champagne.

ah, the good days.

i must wipeth a tear from me eye just thinking on't.

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Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
9:15 pm

let me just say, i witnessed the funniest fight on ye olde exchange streete today.

this kid brent (who's tottaly drunk) starts like...fighting with this girl and then he starts walking all around and being like "I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT ON THIS STREET FOR NINE YEARS! BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

and then he drank some more and then him and his friends threw cans at eachother and got everything soaking wet. then they all hugged and went up to their ye olde apartement.

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Friday, May 28th, 2004
11:12 am

this is my father


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Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
8:12 pm

%I was standing outside Breaking ye olde Groundse yesterday coffee, chewing tobacco and loading my musket when a scruffy rapscallion commented on my choice of dress. "Nice tights, doucheface," he said. I have no idea what he meant by "doucheface", but judging by the tone of the ruffian's gobshite, his remark was sarcastic. I raised my newly cocked musket muzzle to his face and ordered him to drop his kegs. This he did with obvious embarrassment while his fellow hooligans, or "douchefaces", or whatever it is you say these days, stood by with vocal amusement. *I led the little bugger through downtown Portland, which has apparently become a hipster doucheface ++habitatr ofr something> i med him ho his self ouit to mike camiti an they totallty did it./

*Now I am drunk.

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Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
8:11 pm

saw this sally last saturday night on my way home from the tavern. called me a "sinner" so i put me cigarette out on his face. then i drank some coffee.

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